Tuesday, September 29, 2009

I fell in love with D***k

I fell in love with D***k
By Khari D. Hawke

I fell in love with D***k
First night
and after only one lick
See it was
long, thick,
and choco-late
And it had this way of
Obsessing me
Like a kid
Unwrapping gifts at
Christmas Time
Complete surprise
Before my eyes
When I pulled it out of those boxers
I had found my destiny
And I already knew
When size 13 was his shoe
Balls all big too
and he was tall
hands all big and strong
In fact,
I would have been pissed
If it wasn't
All
Thick and long

See I fell in love with d***k
And I'm not talkin' 'bout
No puppy love
No romantic cards and flower s**t
I'm talkin' about
Lettin' him drive my car
All over town Love
Then comin' home
And I'm massagin' him down love
Washin' his clothes then
Givin' him head love
Cleaning that nasty ass apartment
While he lay in bed love
Workin' and payin' his bills love
Buyin' his clothes
Cookin' his meals love
Fightin' his ex's
Ready to kill Love
I'm talkin Mary J. Blige
Done found a "Real Love"
I'm down for whatever
anywhere, any time Love
I'm talkin' Monica & Brandy
"The boy is mine" Love

See I fell in love with d***k
And its not all its cracked up to be
My friends say I'm out of my mind
"A good man is easy to find"
But a big d***k, that's a luxury
They can't relate to this dilemma of mine
When I fell in love
"once upon a time"

See I fell in love with d***k
But not the man behind it
He used 13 inches to get me whipped
And once in love
i was blinded

When he was f***kin me
It was so easy to forget
But when we were done
I was so easily reminded
He had no ambition
No drive
We had nothing in common
He used his d***k to survive
Used it to woo me
And fool me
Just to stay alive
Dependin' on me
And I'm bending
on knees
And over backwards
Just to please...Him
All my time and money
Just to satisfy d***k
Bills got me questioning
Is it even worth it?
But it is mad,
Long, thick, and choco-late
It takes me some hours
To get up off of it
But how do I justify the cost of it?
Me felling down and ill
All my efforts
For a temporary thrill!

But on the other hand
I've had the other type
To love me
and spoil me
and do everything right
Dinner, flowers, and cards
Every other night
See he's the educated type
Considerate
Respectful
and always was polite
No arguing
Couldn't even dream of a fight
Takin' me on trips
and pushin' whips
That I only dream about
But when we hit the bed
And it was time to whip it out
It was like he was joking
'cause at his d***k I was laughin'
When I was supposed
To be chockin'

So I can't tell which is worse
They share the ambivalence
Of blessed and cursed
The solution is to combine the two
And I'm not talkin' no
little d***k with a 13 inch shoe
I'm talkin'
Mad Swagg and official
and equipment is too

But until I find that one
I'm back to the problem at hand
And if you've never been in love with D***k
Then You wouldn't understand
See falling in Love with d***k
Can really be
Potential-ly
Dangerous

See no one considers
the consequences
And what happens after
Being in love with d***k
Remember how I mentioned
It was all long, choco-late, and thick?

Well after love,
With a regular nigga
You might be all
heartbroken and scorned
But, after being in love with d***k
F***k a broken heart
What you gonna do
Your walls are all gone
So what can you do,
With an ass
That's used, abused, and worn?

So I fell in love wit D***k
Time and Time again
and my problems went
through the sky
So I promised
from now on
I'd take my time
To get to know
The next guy
But when those inches start growing
I'm not even
Gonna lie
My body gets this temptation
It's too hard
To pass it by
But I try--
I try to focus
And fill my mind with doubt
'Cause I know
Falling in love with D***k,
Even if its legit,
Thick, long, and choco-late,
Just
Never
Seems
To work out!


And the cycle continues
And there's no telling
when it will end
'cause just the imprint in those boxers
And I'm in love
With D**K again!

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